ancient black proverb usually said to white children (via kikismisandryservice)
“YOU’VE SLAMMED A DOOR?”
” you can lock the door?!”
your doors have locks?
" You said no?!"
" You told your mom you hate her and lived ?"
Anonymous asked: Could you do an olitz fanfic where Olivia finds out she's pregnant and tells Fitz in Vermont?
Hopefully this isn’t just another Olitz baby fic. Enjoy!!
He drummed his fingers on his desk as he held the phone to his ear. He listened to it ring twice, three times, then her voicemail. He didn’t leave a message this time, just simply pressed End and tucked the phone back into his pocket. His thumb and forefinger squeezed the bridge of his nose, a migraine looming.
“Sir?” he heard Lauren’s voice call from the doorway, “The First Lady is here to see you.”
“Send her in” he lamented, forcing himself to sit upright. Then his wife breezed through the door, wearing her usual scowl.
“Fitzgerald, when are you leaving for New Hampshire?” he turned his eyes to the report sitting in front of him on the desk.
“Tomorrow morning” his response was flat, devoid of any feeling, “Why?”
NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
ANY OTHER SECRETS YOU WANNA FILL US IN ON?
Is she still tweeting?
I’m conflicted…I kind of want to see how far she will go in showing how totally unprofessional she is.
I really have NO respect for her, at all.
Rightfully so, since there’s nothing to respect.
Whoever called her a “mean girl” was dead-on.